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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
And went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've Been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your Reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to
in heaven Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out With
God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who Invented
the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me....."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's Pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run
without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
Aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ,"said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some Major
design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
2. It chatters constantly at high
speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and
wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close
to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are
outrageous!!!!
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and Waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
Bob
If I have to die while riding something, I sure wouldn’t want it to be a motorcycle
LOL Bob. And just FYI, while I may chatter at high speeds at times, my rear end does not wobble. LOL
And Glenn, good point.